13 Extraordinary things about Kenyan MUMS... Everybody must identify with this
1. In the event that she has a drawer or a spot for keeping paper packs in the wake of purchasing something in it.
2. In the event that when she thumps you she says "unalia nini ata sijakuchapa"
3. When she beats you with stops: nani *slap*alikuambia *kick*ufanye*pinch*hivyo!!
4. In the event that she has ever attempted to evacuate anything that looks like dirt from your face with her saliva,even a skin pigmentation.
5. In the event that she asks u inquiries that have no answers "kwanini ulivunja thermos?"
6.if in the wake of whipping you anakushow "na nisiskie ukilia uone"
7. In the event that she had unique plates and glasses for visitors.
8. In the event that she ever asked you "kazi yako ni television siku mzima"
9. When she calls you from the room to take a remote that is in that spot on the table.
10. When you lose cash and she says"shika izi zingine na ukapoteze!"
11. When she purchases u oversize uniform and says "hio utavaa hadi class 8"
12. In the event that she spat on a hanky to wipe your face when your were youthful
13.you know your mother is Kenyan if ulichapwa for consuming at the neighbor's spot
2. In the event that when she thumps you she says "unalia nini ata sijakuchapa"
3. When she beats you with stops: nani *slap*alikuambia *kick*ufanye*pinch*hivyo!!
4. In the event that she has ever attempted to evacuate anything that looks like dirt from your face with her saliva,even a skin pigmentation.
5. In the event that she asks u inquiries that have no answers "kwanini ulivunja thermos?"
6.if in the wake of whipping you anakushow "na nisiskie ukilia uone"
7. In the event that she had unique plates and glasses for visitors.
8. In the event that she ever asked you "kazi yako ni television siku mzima"
9. When she calls you from the room to take a remote that is in that spot on the table.
10. When you lose cash and she says"shika izi zingine na ukapoteze!"
11. When she purchases u oversize uniform and says "hio utavaa hadi class 8"
12. In the event that she spat on a hanky to wipe your face when your were youthful
13.you know your mother is Kenyan if ulichapwa for consuming at the neighbor's spot
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